Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

Back on November 3, 2010, Rush Limbaugh aroused the ire and hatred of liberal Feminist groups around the country for playing “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead” on his radio program.

As I remember, that was the opening segment that day… and something I enjoyed quite a lot.

The National Organization of Women (NOW) and other like-minded centers of liberal agenda didn’t share my appreciation for it however, and made a very big deal about it too. (Who knew that NOW listened to Rush?)

Their main problem – other than being sore losers over their candidates getting publicly spanked all over the country like the naughty little brats they are – was that they believed Limbaugh played that song especially for Nancy Pelosi, who was even then coming to grips with the fact that she’d be losing her comfy position as Speaker of the House come January, due to the outcome of the mid-term elections. And since she’s a woman (Allegedly. All of that botox actually could be hiding something quite different. If so, that’d make me quite happy, as I don’t like sharing the same gender with such a harpy.), that automatically made Rush a sexist pig of the worst kind.

He got a good laugh about that the next day and of course refused to award them even an inch of an apology, but almost seemed surprised at their reaction. According to him, he hadn’t even thought of that direct connection and was referring to the larger picture.

Whether he was playing innocent or not, I’m not really quite sure. But let me be very clear when I state that I AM talking about Nancy Pelosi when I say:

“Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!”

A (Very Enjoyable) Political Defanging

OK, not dead, obviously. But her ginormous ego still has to be smarting big time today as she passes the gavel – representing authority and confidence – over to Republican John Boehner, a man everybody knows she despises.

As of noon, Mr. Boehner will become Mr. Speaker, and God help him earn that title the way the Constitution endowed it.

Fortunately, even if he doesn’t – as everybody is now speculating – he’ll still be better at the job than Nancy We-Have-to-Pass-the-Bill-so-You-Can-Find-Out-What-Is-in-It Pelosi.

If this were 2010, I’d rant about how Ms. (Mr.? It?) Pelosi is corrupt, power-hungry, bullying, lying, thieving, cheating, manipulative, classless, destructive, selfish and quite possibly the antichrist.

But today, I just find myself smiling… and singing:

“Ding Dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead. Hi-ho the dairy-o. Sing it high and sing it low…”

Now everybody: “Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!”

Goodbye Pelosi. Don’t let the door hit you in the botox on your way out.

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