Thursday, October 25, 2012

Snooki Aside, a New Poll Indicates That Women Might Actually Have Brains

There are a lot of stupid women out there. (Admittedly, there are a lot of stupid men out there too, like landlords who play the “irrational woman” card and tell you to “get help” when you confront them about their blatant non-conformity to Maryland state law that mandates security deposits being returned within 45 days of the tenant moving out. But that’s a whole different story altogether.)

For proof of just how dumb women can be, look no further than The Jersey Shore’s Snooki, who was actually worried about looking good during labor. Yahoo reports:

“Preparing to welcome her son, Lorenzo Dominic, into the world was just like getting ready for a big night out at Karma for Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. The ‘Jersey Shore’ star revealed on the ‘Today’ show on Wednesday morning that when she gave birth on August 25, she ‘wanted to look good’ while doing it. ‘I even brought heels just in case! But my feet just blew up , I couldn’t’ so she was forced to deliver her so barefoot … like most moms.”

First off, any bad grammar you might have noticed in the above section isn’t mine. It’s all Yahoo and its lackluster editorial staff’s fault. Second of all, I’d ask if Snooki was crazy, but the entire industrialized world knows the answer to that, so why bother?


Along with the entirely pointless Snooki story, Yahoo is also reporting that “Less than two weeks out from Election Day, Republican Mitt Romney has erased President Barack Obama’s 16-point advantage among women” as “a new Associated Press-GfK poll shows.”

It appears that women might very well care about more than free contraception and abortion-on-demand, indicating that we might be something more than just sexual organs.

Shocking, I know. It’s like, omg! We might actually have brains!

Admittedly, the poll also shows that “the president, in turn, has largely eliminated Romney’s edge among men.”

Go ahead and read into that whatever you want to.

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