Monday, December 10, 2012

Massachusetts’ Elizabeth Warren an Across-the-Board Embarrassment


Elizabeth Warren.

Senator-elect in Massachusetts.

Definitely, possibly – ok, not really – 1/16 Native American.

Idiot extraordinaire.

Last week, Ms. Warren sent out an email to her campaign donors announcing that she went through the $42 million they gave her and is subsequently broke. Actually, worse than broke. According to one source, she’s $400,000 in the hole.


No, really. Pizza. Here’s her email:

“When my campaign team planned our final budget, we knew our Get Out the Vote push was going to be BIG.

“But it was far bigger than anyone ever expected…

For example, we knew we would have to buy a LOT of coffee and pizza all across the Commonwealth for our volunteers. After all, we’ve been proud beyond words to have one of the scrappiest, toughest grassroots armies ever assembled in Massachusetts or even the country – and a grassroots army moves on coffee and pizza…

“But one of the results of our embarrassment of riches was, well I’ll come out and say it – we ended up with a little bit of debt… we need a little more money to pay off our final bills. Can you help one more time?

Like I said before: Idiot extraordinaire. Not to mention totally classless.

In that email, she sounds a lot like an irresponsible ninth grader trying to wheedle her way into more cash after she maxed out daddy’s credit card… and not at all like what should be expected of a U.S. Senator (or a Harvard professor, an intellectual, a grown woman, an American or a sentient being with a functioning brain).

Considering that such inane reasoning is her norm, it makes one wonder what's wrong with people from Massachusetts. Because even a mentally deficient populace should be able to see her for the embarrassment that she is.

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