Liberals are always right.
No ifs, ands or buts about it. They’re always right. Even when they’re wrong.
Actually, they’re right especially when they’re wrong! Which makes them right all the time.
The snow we’re experiencing along the East Coast today after the Midwest got coated last week? That’s all thanks to global warming. Britain’s Daily Star reports that “many people could die as extreme weather” – including crazy snowstorms – “becomes common” over the next thirty years.
So it’s snowing because it’s getting so darn hot out there?
Where’s my bikini and beach towel!
Then again, better leave those in the closet where they belong. Not because it’s snowing though. To quote Alice in Wonderland’s Mad Hatter, “Don’t let’s be silly.” It’s because of Obamacare.
If I get sunburned while tanning out under the snowy skies (or if I get frostbite despite the underlying balmy temps we’re told about), I might not be able to get treated by my doctor.
Along with jacking up prices astronomically, outlawing entire previous plans and featuring one really incompetent website, Obamacare offers limited access to decent doctors and hospitals.
They’re just too expensive for a piece of communist propaganda to uphold, you see.
But that doesn’t mean the President or any of his minions lied! Nope, they were right in everything they said about it before it debuted as a dangerous debacle; and they’re right now when they say whatever they’re saying now.
Obamacare architect Zeke Emanuel went on Fox News yesterday, where Chris Wallace had this exchange with him (transcript provided by The Weekly Standard):
Wallace: President Obama famously promised, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Doesn’t that turn out to be just as false, just as misleading, as his promise about if you like your plan, you can keep your plan? Isn’t it a fact, sir, that a number, most, in fact, of the Obamacare health plans that are being offered on the exchanges exclude a number of doctors and hospitals to lower costs?
Emanuel: The president never said you were going to have unlimited choice of any doctor in the country you want to go to.
Wallace: No. He asked a question. If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Did he not say that, sir?
Emanuel: He didn’t say you could have unlimited choice.
Wallace: It’s a simple yes or no question. Did he say if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor?
Emanuel: Yes. But look, if you want to pay more for an insurance company that covers your doctor, you can do that. This is a matter of choice…
Yup. Totally. Choice. For the ultra-wealthy only. But that’s beside the point.
The point is that liberals are right. Even when they’re so incredibly, outlandishly, gravely wrong.