Monday, January 27, 2014

Beyoncé Performs “Drunk in Love” at Grammys; Proves Miley Has Nothing on Her

Since everyone’s talking about it, I figured I would watch Beyoncé’s performance of “Drunk in Love” at the Grammys.

When I say performance, I mean performance. And not the kind with a capital P. The famed beauty wasn’t showcasing her voice nearly so much as her well-rounded bottom in a slutty, cheek-baring, S&M-esque, thong of a leotard.

Beyoncé started out the performance straddling a chair, then proceeded to shift positions a few times, often widening her legs like a two-bit hooker and even bending over to twerk at one point, thus giving the audience an up-close-and-personal view of about four fifths (if not seven eighths) of her substantial derriere.

Essentially, the 32-year-old mother of one looked exactly like the kind of trash you would see in a porno or the billboard for a strip joint.

Essentially, the 32-year-old mother of one IS exactly like the kind of trash you would see in a porno or the billboard for a strip joint.

People are comparing her performance to Miley Cyrus’ at the 2013 VMA Awards. And I understand why considering that both of them were crude and desperate cries for attention.

But there’s one very big difference between the two classless exhibitionists. After all, Beyoncé is more than a decade older and therefore has even less of an excuse to think this kind of behavior is in any way, shape or form appropriate.

It’s pathetic when a 20-year-old behaves like a craven animal.

It’s inexcusable when somebody Beyoncé’s age does.

And it’s high time the singer gets a life… and some dignity. If she has any left.

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