Friday, March 14, 2014

Obamacare Enlists Celebrity Moms to Coax Young People Into Buying Health Insurance

Young people aren’t flocking to Obamacare the way they were supposed to, largely because young people don’t feel like they need healthcare for one reason or another.

Whatever their rationale, whether intelligent or foolish, it’s ultimately their decision.

At 31, I’m not sure if I count in the “young people” category anymore. But like so many “real” young people, I don’t have health insurance. Why? Because I considered my individual circumstances and decided I could skip that particular cost until further review.

That’s my choice. It’s my right. I’m an adult. I can make my own decisions without some nanny state government telling me what to do and what not to do. And guess what? The same goes for a 24-year-old fresh out of college.

We’re supposed to be thinking for ourselves at this age. We don’t need celebrity moms and the ever-condescending Michelle Obama telling us “We nag you because we love you. Go to healthcare.gov and enroll today.”

Yet that’s exactly what they’re doing. The mothers of Jonah Hill, Adam Levine, Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Keys are all telling us that they’re worried about “young people” who “feel invincible… until something actually happens… And unfortunately, things do happen.”

“Trust us,” they say. “Us moms put up with a lot. But one thing we should never have to put up with is our kid not having health care.”

Trust you? You guys raised over-sexualized, over-privileged, materialistic ninnies who can’t think for themselves apart from the brainless Hollywood collective.

Why in the world should we trust you moms – who don’t actually know we exist much less understand our individual circumstances – with our life decisions when you clearly couldn’t even handle your own kids?

Not to mention that you’re only promoting Obamacare to “young people” because our nanny-state President asked you to. And the only reason why he asked you to do that is because he can’t fund his socialist agenda without digging into healthy individuals’ wallets.

And who has a better chance of being healthy? Young people!

Either Jonah Hill, Adam Levine, Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Keys' mothers are too stupid or lazy to understand that reality, or they know and just don’t care.

Either way, they’re clearly bad moms… who really need to get out of our faces.

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