Here’s one really good reason why you don’t want to vote for Hillary.
Opening for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden, the 58-year-old Madonna promised people, “If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob.”
Think about that for a minute. That’s like getting sexual favors from your washed-up, desperate grandmother who’s making an absolute idiot out of herself assuring people that “I’m good. I’m not a tool. I take my time.”
Okay. You can go throw up now.
Now that you’re not voting for Hillary (unless, of course, you enjoy getting blowjobs from washed-up, desperate grandmothers), here’s a reason to vote for Donald Trump.
Eminem just came out against him with a rap piece called “Campaign Speech.” In it, he says:
“Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang candidate.
“You say Trump don’t kiss ass like a puppet ‘cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the funded.
“And that’s what you wanted?
“A f*cking loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?
This is the same Eminem who, back in 2000, wrote a song called “Kill You,” where he told a “Slut, you think I won’t choke no whore? / ‘Til the vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more?! / Shut up, slut! You’re causin’ too much chaos.”
The following year, a study examined so-called gangsta rap specifically for violence against women. Out of all the songs he’d written up ‘til then, Eminem got a 78%.
For the record, that was not a test you should be scoring well on.
Yet Eminem apparently learned nothing over the years. In 2014, he lyrically threatened to rape fellow rapper Iggy Azalea in his song “Vegas,” which included the lyrics: “Unless you’re Nicki / Grab you by the wrist let’s ski / So what’s it gonna be? / Put that sh*t away, Iggy / You don’t want to blow that rape whistle on me.”
And this guy is fit to give voting advice?
Seems to me that a notorious, grossly influential, unapologetic misogynist telling me not to vote for Donald Trump… sounds like a decent enough reason to do exactly the opposite.